meaganfanart:

broccoleafveins:

See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

 
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

aztec-dreams:

don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?


motionpicturesatarevolution:

me

(Source: dtargaryen)

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

ocheano:

in my daily basis when people suddenly laugh i always think they are making fun of me please tell me i’m not the only one 

gapjeans:

when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything

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Like every time Sheila is wrong and I’m right. BOOM

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

(Source: oreooficial)

bestpal:

smoking we’d

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: silabus)