"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"find a wey ti schoo den"
in my daily basis when people suddenly laugh i always think they are making fun of me please tell me i’m not the only one
when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
Like every time Sheila is wrong and I’m right. BOOM
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today
i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”